As someone who lives in North Carolina (hence the 919 in my name), I should probably explain three quick points:

Tell Nick Wanserski that's an awesome header image there. Although Cage seems to have gotten a head start on the fight.

Slice him in halfish, Miscavige.

Feed him to Xenu, Keanu.

I've never been a fan of American Idol but I will say that it at least focuses on the performers above all else - something that a talent show is supposed to do. Sure, people loved talking about harsh judges or silly auditions but in the end it was always about the Underwoods, Fantasias, Philipses and McCreerys that…

It's kinda like a kid-friendly version of the Critic in that it's fun but you might have an easier time enjoying it if you understand mid-90s culture.

If you don't watch this then you will be sentenced to live an eternity of listening to 1960s folk protest songs.
"(with bad Bob Dylan impression) The government is stealin' from meeee."

I saw him at Riot Fest in Chicago last year. He really had lots of fun and could still perform well back then.
"This next song is about marijuana. (loud cheer from audience) I didn't say I had any! And I don't know if I'd give it to you if I did."

I will definitely be looking forward to seeing what they do with the
Katrina series. It will be a very sensitive endeavor, what with so many people still feeling the impact, but I am hoping it works well.

OJ is like Al Capone - They got him but not for what they hoped they'd get him for.

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine…

It's important to remember that as aggressive, outlandish and occasionally silly as the trial was, it was always about two people…

Hm, I guess being in the middle of the Lollapalooza lineup wasn't a fluke.

"Ohhh yes….ohhh yes….oh, it's even better when you're dead!"

He'll probably call Kiss for help. They're a bunch of dicks who would do anything for attention.

I don't understand why politicians like to use pop songs when they almost never get permission from the candidates for that stuff. It seems like there are so many instances where the performers tell the candidates to knock it off.

The decision not to actually show the Highknees' faces was a good move. It leaves plenty to the imagination.

One of the We Hate Movies podcast mailbag episodes had someone talking about how Master of Disguise ruined a romantic relationship once. The guy blasted the movie but his girlfriend told her parents about it because her parents love the movie for some reason.
(i actually think their mailbag and Animation Damnation…

But it's not like you would have caught the cameo in the movie. It seemed like there was enough substance in it to where a cameo would have just blended in. I read that Jesse Eisenberg has a cameo but I didn't recognize it.

I recall there was a big Gamera marathon on Easter one year. And why not? Gamera is a friend to children.