Cam Newton does have his own menswear line at Belk so if anything he's probably trying to promote that line. Or maybe it's just something he looks great in.

Minnie Driver could make for a good woman's name too.

But Onion, you must understand….I am her true lover!
(Onion slaps Tigercat in face)

I think they should make it to where anyone who is in negative dollars at the end of the game should owe Sony money for wasting everyone's time. Or at least do this during the celebrity edition; I'm sure Wolf Blitzer and Nancy Grace have enough money.

Who knows how much time he has left, what with Alex being so into Colonial Penn term life insurance. Maybe he just wants to live it up before his time comes.

Sounds Like Something That Could Be Legitimately Interesting, Internet

Sure, there are some moments of humor here and there but come on. There was no real reason why the Martian had to be listed as a "comedy." And people who watch thinking it's a comedy will be rather alarmed when they see the fear and suspense that makes up so much of the movie.

That's what scares me about the Donald. His fanbase is so hardcore at this point that they will side with anything he says no matter how questionable/illogical/hateful/potentially unconstitutional it is.

The Width of a Circle deserves some credit.

The Democrats must be trying to hide Hillary's glaring flaws. Then again, just one look at the GOP field and you'll agree that she's not too bad.

For some reason I read that in the voice of some guy who would have stood in line to see 13 Hours when it came out.

Maybe he has a desire to give the NFL another shot. Or maybe he wants to get away from the hardcore pressure of the SEC (I know, the NFL is a higher level, but SEC fans are far more passionate of their programs than NFL fans are of their teams). But yeah, he is making so much money with the Tide that it would be…

DAMNIT CHLOE WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT'S HUNTING SEASON?!?

How long is it gonna be before people stop bringing up Jon Gruden, Bill Cowher and Nick Saban for coaching vacancies? I honestly doubt any one of them is going to come out of the broadcasting booth or college ranks.

There are only three people on the Bengals who came out of the game on a positive note:

The Bengals and Browns are both teases that give their fans false hope in the belief that they will actually go somewhere. The only difference is that the Bengals draw out the false hope during the whole regular season while the Browns' false hope dies after the first month.

That's a great point. I love the Fallout series but that doesn't mean I'd want to live in the world of Fallout.

I totally forgot who it was but I remember a really funny video I saw online a few months ago:

I've done a few freelance projects in the past where I have written guides and books on survival, bugging out and all that other stuff for clients who pay me and I gotta admit lots of people are really messed up. You'd be amazed at how many people out there are honestly afraid that the world is going to end real soon.

I'm dying up here? Sounds like something a person on the seventh floor would say because he's dying of something that could have been prevented with a vaccine, amirite?