You're supposed to actively like Blur, not pretend that you like Blur. :)

Well, you always need someone to really love, right?

YOU HAVE JUST MADE A PREDICTABLE ROBOCOP JOKE. PLEASE EVACUATE THE AV CLUB IMMEDIATELY. YOU HAVE FIFTEEN SECONDS TO COMPLY.

Ay, cut down on your pork life and get some exercise, will ya?

I was wondering why this past Saturday's episode was easier to watch. Seriously, I usually record it and watch after football and I didn't fast forward as much.

10. Muzzle
9. Galapagos
8. Tonight Tonight
7. Bullet w/Butterfly Wings
6. Thirty-Three
5. Bodies
4. Fuck You (ode to no one)
3. 1979
2. XYU
1. Thru the Eyes of Ruby

What goes into a Kevin Nealon anyway? And I find it amusing that Nascar drivers like Ryan Newman act like Nascar drivers all damn day. They never turn right!

I would not be surprised if NBC pulled out of the Trump SNL stunt. NBC is going to realize that the other Republican candidates may try and demand equal time in accordance with that equal time rule that states that other candidates have the right to request free time on a network that's equal in value to the time…

Ah yes, the Family Hour, a time when families get together to watch television. When was the last time you actually saw a family get together to watch a show together? For me it's been since at least the mid-90s.

You mean "A Talking Wage Gap!?!", not "A Talking Wage Gap???". You have to add the exclamation points in there.

Big deal. Let me know if that dog has a blog.

Well, Goodell is a dumbass who is money hungry but he is a better commish than Gary Bettman for one simple reason - unlike Bettman's league, Goodell's league actually plays its games without the looming concern of lockouts.

That was pretty cool to see the field goal unit run on in about ten seconds after the play ended. Talk about a quick change…and it worked!

I would feel worse if I got the toe than if I got the finger.

Speaking of baseball, it's great that Jose Bautista went off with a huge bat flip and celebration during that home run in Toronto. Fuck the game's "unwritten rules." If I were playing I'd steal bases while really far ahead or behind and even walk on the pitcher's mound just to spite people who are so strict about…

Does anyone actually have an entry in a survivor league that's still up? My entry died on week two just like everyone else.

GOODNIGHT SEATTLE WELOVEYOU

I have a love-hate relationship with the many Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon themes. They are incredibly stupid and at the same time unintentionally hilarious.

The Rockford Files theme song is a huge earworm but I don't mind. That song is awesome, especially that harmonica solo in the middle.

I heard a number of songs on his last album from the One Hit Wonderland video series and man, I don't know if he can top that. A plastic duet with Michael Jackson, a song that attempts to make a message about black history but fails, just saying "yeah" over and over again, an extended cover with Hey Joe with sloppy…