It's not gonna be just any SNL. It's gonna be a Trump SNL. Watch Colin Jost fail to exude any life or charisma with rich Corinthian leather and marble desk surfaces. See Kate McKimmon and Pete Davidson's dreams of better things outside the show in 4K IMAX quality. Hear Jon Rudintsky make hostile remarks about women in…

My guess is they never said anything to Mabel because they don't think she's mature enough. If anything, the next few episodes will be devoted to Dipper deciding if he's really ready to take on more of the supernatural and Mabel trying to come to grips with the fact that she can't stop time and stay young forever.

And now it's time for Food Network….After Dark.

Everything's Magic…but this doesn't look like magic to me.

I got lost midway through the review. This story is so damn confusing.

Adam Warrock's Benedict Cumberbatch rap is so much better.
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Diversity - good. Tumblr - bad. Got it.

He's got more of a Domata Peko look to him.

Speaking of which, you dropped your fake dog doo.

The good thing about playing in London is that you can always leave any ineffective coaches or players behind at Heathrow on the way back. I would not be surprised of Joe Philbin was stuck there on Monday.

(places kid in front of massive cigarette billboard for a few hours)

It's not going to be an apocalypse. It's going to be a Trump apocalypse. Featuring pearl-encrusted demons and Dom Perignon champagne mixed with hellfire lava.

(Chloe gives off hostile scowl)

Don't forget that there's an NFL game tonight between Baltimore and Pittsburgh. An injury has forced the Steelers to go from a quarterback who may or may not have raped a woman to a quarterback who bred dogs via rape.

Not even Crispin Glover speaking in Old English as Grendel could save that wreck.

Interesting. I never thought of it that way.

The Dark Drifter channel on Youtube has a series called Epic Readings where they read questionable/erotic/unnecessary fan fiction and there's lots of Sonic readings on there. It's amazing how they can get through all this stuff and still laugh about it (there's only one time when they couldn't get through a story.…

My mom works with students who have autism and I've never bothered to ask her if the students she works with are as much into Sonic as those stories I have read. I don't know if the stories of people with autism being into Sonic are stereotypical or if they're real; the evidence is so mixed. And what on earth would…

I don't know what to believe, the Onion says that Netflix was gonna get rid of everything from streaming except for Hard Eight this upcoming month because they desperately want you to see it.

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The movie that inspired rapping kangaroo culture!