Now that I think about it, I HAVE been looking for something new to jam in my pussy when the priests visit. This crucifix is getting worn out.

While they captured the illogic of dreams well, this episode-long experiment is Adventure Time at its most self-indulgent. The series generally struggles to maintain strong character arcs because of its weakness for going down every rabbit hole it sees, and ends up delivering multiple half-arcs which flame out before…

All I've got are these 73 flu shots I stole from an elementary school nurse's office, imma take them all at once and Rainman my way to Vegas riches!

"A. He hit me. B. She was a hooah."

Just announced: international record for keeping beer in (1951-2017).

Australia is the only country to have had a Prime Minister who held an international record for beer drinking (one yard; eleven seconds).

She broke up with him because she was fighting a battle on too many fronts, and she withdrew from the one that mattered least and where she had the least support from others. Her family's a unit, and they support her regarding Pastor Tim, but nobody who's in the loop is going to listen with a sympathetic ear about her…

Taron Egerton seems like a flash in the pan.

HateSong usually reminds me of that Brian Posehn bit where a grown man yells through a schoolyard fence "YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC SUCKS!" to children.

WATCHED: -1 to Wisdom while Tinkering (Gnomes immune)

There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

What's the best thing Moshe Kasher has done? He seems kinda meh but I'd like to change my mind about him if he's got good material.

These films are the New Jack Swing of the 2010's!

Dratch isn't the kind of former castmember who gets to host — she's 90% moth, 10% flame.

They considered changing it in 1978, but had insufficient coöperation.
Oddly, they hyphenate "teen-ager."

Fun fact: each issue of The New Yorker intentionally contains one minor spelling or grammatical error as a special treat for sharp-eyed readers!

All he's done is taken one photo with a person almost-holding the kid in position, then another identical photo without anyone in it. He then selected the kid, removed every other part of that image, and overlaid it on the second image.

Sean Spicer looks like the executive in a cop procedural who's DEFINITELY the murderer until Dean Norton or someone is introduced and then you're like, oh wait

People are going to appropriate your shit in ways you don't like. Just be glad that you got a few decades of people rubbing your balls WITHOUT looking at a little girl while doing it.

They presume malice, just like the CIA/FBI management in the show presumes malice. If it turns out that the presumption is unfounded, they look for malice elsewhere. Stan's story arc is questioning that presumption, but it's only interesting because he's the exception.