She was roleplaying as Paige because he was an adolescent psychiatrist. She figured she might as well poke that whole thing with a stick and see if there was anything useful she could glean about Paige's feelings on the incident from the shrink. Turns out: no.

According to my calculations (holds upside down) BOOBIES

I immediately thought of The Conversation watching the junkyard scene.

Goldline Goldline Gold Silver & Bullion is the most reputable law firm in all the land.

This one's around about the 'Tupperware party' level of evangelical pushiness, a little lower than 'NutraLife overflowing garage visit' and about half a 'let's see what Dianetics is like.'

This counts as a baptism! You're on our team now, no take-backs

THIS WHY HULK BANNED FROM ARCADE

Blogs have a really weird outsider view of Reddit, as if it's some kind of hivemind because it's 'on Reddit.' Vastly different communities get lumped together in the fevered imagination.

I've got my eye on you, Wilkins. Don't be an egg.

Dolly Parton is the gentleman's F.

On SNL he was a tiny part of an ensemble, so he could just be Jimmy Fallon and it was fine. Outside that he's had to act/interview/write/present …and it's pretty clear that he's always just being Jimmy Fallon.
He's like a happy little puppy. You don't expect much of him and he's glad to be wherever he is, and that's…

"…in no way funny" describes pretty much everything Fallon has done outside SNL.

He's extremely ineffectual, so he's preventing someone evil+effective from moving up to President. It's like having a bouncy castle blocking the door to the Evil Emporium.

Between Rescue Dawn, Invincible, and Bad Lieutenant (:POCNO), Herzog's shown his popular-cinema range outside his mainstay of documentaries and film festival stuff.

Ow, Maher Balls

As a New Zealander, I can assure you that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Cheers.

Steve: I've got one.
Facilitator: OK, Steve, go ahead.
Steve: *farts*

"Fremdschämen"

I MOVED ON HEALTHCARE LIKE A BITCH. BUT I COULDN'T GET THERE.

Betsy DeVos feels vindicated until the bear turns out to be a ninth-grader in a Beast costume.