Everything on Fallon is fun, but not funny.

Norman Reedus looks like a KKK night rider straight out of Central Casting.

But this sketch of a naked Kate Winslet was done by Leonardo himself.

I have to wash Donald Trump's hair that night. Sounds easy, but once that thing is detached from his head, it scuttles under the couch and gets covered in dust and pull-tabs from the ancient collection of soda he stockpiled in the '70s.

Given that the #1 cause of police deaths in America is traffic-related, perhaps they could spend their money on KICK-ASS RACING HARNESSES just like the guys in NASCAR!!!!!

They Bojack it before they leave the house. You don't go to an awards show with a loaded gun.

You may be right, but I can't be objective about Mellon Collie because it was so important to me at an age when music can matter a lot. It kind of twisted into my DNA.

'Tarantula' has a real Machina sound to it. I kinda liked it, but it reinforced to me how disjointed Zeitgeist felt.

The Smashing Pumpkins.

They just assumed an Asian performance called "SO LONG BOULDER CITY" was pornographic.

I'm surprised, but not as surprised as her post-surgery face now looks.

Good to know the bloated corpse of Liberace can still draw a crowd.

He looks like the kind of guy who's not allowed to travel outside Germany because of a hate-speech ban.

I disliked the John Wick film because it was squarely aimed at the males-under-25 quartile, setting up a revenge plot and then slogging DOOM-like through corpses until the final credits. The kind of 'stand your ground' morality where a dead dog justifies mass murder is so hollow that it simply reveals how willing an…

How far into the future are you from?

They're really doubling down on torture.

He's had that haircut and facial expression since 1992 and he ain't gonna change for no You Tube.

It's even worse than that; if it went by congressional district level instead, they're so gerrymandered that Trump would still have won.

I liked it. Granted, I went in with pretty low expectations, but Gervais inhabits the character comfortably and there's a sweetness to the film that comes with its low stakes.
Obviously it's made for long-time fans of the British TV series, and it tells a story with ambitions beyond a simple Christmas Special…

If I were a straight white millionaire TV comedian, I probably wouldn't be too concerned about the current administration. A tax cut, zero risk of deportation, and the jokes write themselves. The main challenge is not letting your glee cross the line into celebration.