Man, does everyone have a creepy son?

It turns out that all John Mulaney needed this whole time was a beard.

These will all happen as soon as companies begin hating money.

The format allows people who are only half-watching the show to tune in and tune out casually. You'll notice that the joke setups and punchlines are usually within a ten-second window so you don't need to have seen the rest of the scene or episode to get the joke.
A lot of TV is like this — however, the AV Club is…

Discomfort is a key part of the experience. If you wanted to relax you'd go to the I Guess You Could Say I'm Spiritual choir.

It's Level 3 of the Marie Kondo course.

"Dick Clark’s Primetime New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest 2017"

Obviously you'd sit in a hot bath and remove it when the adhesive has warmed enough to lose its adhesion. Rob Huebel, amateur junk-taper. I've lost all respect for him now.

Simply put, the media we consume is more open about discussing sex than it used to be, and the people we see/hear/talk about constitute a kind of peer group and establish expectations about social norms.
Kinsey etc revealed how kinky people were in the decades when you couldn't even show boobs on TV, so perhaps our…

'The New Yorker' is a literary magazine. If you enjoy reading things that are six months old and go a little over your head, it's perfect for you.

We're gonna build a wall and the Scots are gonna pay for it

Part of the problem was that Ophelia Lovibond just isn't a very good actress; England is replete with incredible character actresses and they chose someone who couldn't make the script sing (by contrast look at Thandie Newton in a similar role in Westworld).
Elementary has only had one good long-term guest star who…

It seems like every season this show adopts a stray. At least we're not stuck with Lestrade again, he was even worse than Kitty.

I liked that punchline better when Sarah Silverman did it ten years ago.

Farkin get a VB in ya and drive the Holden to tha cricket ya carn.

Florida is Pitbull, Pitbull is Florida, Florida is a man… oh my god, Florida is a man!

I make hot chocolate using the same technique as the AV Club writes food articles: I take a few extremely high-quality ingredients and then dump in whatever I happen to find lying round the office.

She's clearly a ridiculous person, and the punishment for that is having to live in the head of a ridiculous person with bizarre logic and nonsensical complaints that cannot be resolved by anyone they're directed at. Someone who can't orgasm because they won't stop thinking about blame-based politics? Jesus. Her head…

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He's carelessly written and poorly cast. They could have done so much more with the world of a street gang character, but instead we get this vague emptiness.