Both are responsible for countless unnecessary deaths, write themselves into history, and would have been far better had they died far sooner.

This is how British dramas age: they wallow in a dirty, dirty bathtub full of grit with angry old men shouting at them.

AudienceResponseMaximizer9000 is in late beta and is ready for public testing. Minor battery explosions possible, but unlikely.

The opinion of three people who know what they're doing? That's an article.
The author chiming in with the whole office's thoughts? That's Buzzfeed.

In 25 years, the FBI will release the angry voicemails the two exchanged throughout 2016.

Not a quarter! Garr, he'll be dancing for hours

It's brave to repeatedly demonstrate that lesbians can be as boring as non-lesbians.

Opening band: Hans Gruber & The Ho-Ho-Hos

This is the kind of stuff that doesn't make it to TV screens outside the US. 'Touched By An Angel' was really the only successful export in this genre, and as mainstream as that was, it was still too Kinkade for most people.

Chekhov's Guest Star

I can't wait until the fully-buttoned-up-shirt-with-no-tie look is over. It makes people look like Amish serial killers.

I used to have those Mitch Hedberg LPs

The air has gone out of the tires on this series. The first season was vital and thrilling, but now we're just pointlessly watching people live out their angry lives.

I haven't met anyone who actually finished The Wire who then didn't rewatch it later.

McAllister was a goddamn amateur… you gotta EAT the votes, not just throw them in the trash.

Finally, a list in which I dislike everything!
At last I feel like I fit in here in the comments section!

AKA 86% more functional democracies with 3% less freedom

What is your damage, Heather? 3d4 slashing (5th edition)?

Easy mistake: it's not 'Forbes' the magazine, it's the Wild West blog bullshit Forbes domain — there are thousands of these bloggers with no oversight or editing who post utterly random stuff and get paid for traffic.
'Forbes' the company got sliced up years ago and their name is used in these weird ways. Same thing…

I had a Tumbling-centric Dwarf called Bowling Ball Bilbo with 18/50 Str and 4 Int, he was tossed to great effect during the Kobold Wars. Sadly he died when he got wedged in a Gnomish machine and didn't have the Dex to extract himself.