I'm not a spy, but my pastor's wife told me that her travel agents are. I've got a tape and everything and I'm going to send it to the Justice Departmeeeeeuuurrgghhoi'mded

I just dialed up to say IWUVUUUUUWWWEEEEEESCHRIIIIIIWIWIWI

I'm reading the truly epic and beautifully-written 'The Power Broker' by Robert A. Caro which tracks the rise and fall of Robert Moses. Wonderfully detailed without losing the flow of narrative, and utterly even-handed in presenting the man as both brilliant and ruthless.

My beef with David Sedaris is that in his books what is true is not funny, and what is funny is not true.

It does if there's a secret Bethesda game called New Vegad.

Fallout: New Vegas was made by Obsidian, not Bethesda.

I played this DLC on Survival mode and I appreciated the added difficulty it introduced with less visibility, harder enemies, fewer settlements, and quirky legendary items. One of FO4's biggest problems is that you become powerful too quickly, so these factors definitely helped extend the middle stage of the game…

The Moonraker novel was good.

In 1975 Dalton was in 'Permission to Kill' so at least he's moving up.

I don't think singers of that era and genre (like Phil Collins or John Farnham) are seen as sub-par because of overexposure; it's because they overreached in their attempts at authenticity. The true classic artists of the 80s (Peter Gabriel, Talking Heads, etc) embraced artifice, while Collins and his ilk seem cloying…

If the sweater don't fit, you must aquit

I heard that female action figures attract bears

Diamonds Are Forever is the worst Bond film and also one of the worst wide-release films of all time.

I wish I could recommend Ben Elton's new comedy about Shakespeare, 'Upstart Crow', but it's pretty awful despite having David Mitchell in the lead role.

I liked some of the stuff Dollhouse was trying to do. It rolled the dice on some good sci-fi instead of just being crowd-pleasing and episodic.

Space westerns often verge on silliness. They're oaters without the gritty gravitas.

That's like disliking your grandparents; different era, different pacing, but the echoes in others is undeniable.

Your high cheekbones remind me of one of the skulls in my boudoir.

In judging the ungainly appearance of one male actor and giving another a pass for being attractive, I feel that I'm balancing out my karma for times I did that for actresses.

Film idea: Perreti motorcyclist, Lapkus sidecar, dance routines, costumes, small-town America, head-scratching, record-scratching, lessons learned. $8m budget, March release.