If Mr. Freeze weren't there, none of the nipples would be pointy. So there's that to think about.

If only she didn't ruin it all by being Australian. Like a lovely Dominican nanny… with a mole you can hang things off.

I saw AP as a rollercoaster where the atonal minutiae of yuppie life was given momentum by the sense that something graphic and awful was also part of the ride. Without these abject expressions of brutal inhumanity, the beige inhumanity of his lived existence wouldn't have felt grotesque in quite the same way. Even…

From that picture it's really hard to tell if they're gay guys or dreamy no-sharp-edges straight boyfriends from a TV show made for teenage girls.

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Keri Russell was completely deforested in the '90s and requires two wigs and a merkin to play roles set before 1995.

Samantha Bee is so much better at doing political satire, whereas Schumer has largely been doing social satire. Bee's gun episode — so recently! — shows how much of a gap there is between the two kinds of satire.

And that Monkee grew up to be… Governor of New York.

Woody Allen films that were worse than 'Celebrity':

The Moonraker book was pretty good. Ian Fleming doesn't know anything about food, wine, women, technology or space, but he knows a hell of a lot about playing bridge.

Guys have no faces in porn. Where's the outrage campaign for that?

Martha's plot had heart, but Glanders In A Rat had glanders in a rat.

Hamilton jokes are great, because everyone Amy Schumer knows has been to it.

It was a Mac SE, not a Mac 2.

'Four Days After Guy Fawkes Day' isn't very catchy

Come on… Triple X? A world under the sea? The entire Egypt part? And this is Roger Moore at his smuggest. It's neither good enough to be good nor bad enough to be the worst.

It's the Tina-Fey-est show ever!

This was more of a Homer episode than a Lisa episode.

This was one of my favourite episodes so far. Plenty of action and they didn't linger on the gags or have any Important Lessons For A Character to angst about.

I saw Christopher Benjamin play Falstaff at the Globe (Merry Wives) and he went very big, which is fine for that play.

Alex, have you never seen Simon Russell Beale? His Falstaff on screen (Hollow Crown trilogy, for those who missed it) is utterly definitive and Shakespearean roles are central to his work. Welles is a part-timer by comparison.