Also nominated: Office Space

I like how Maura Figgis is basically just Janice Soprano.

CAPTION: Wilmer's speciality - brontosaurus neck.

CAPTION: Adam Driver's ears must be near a window to get a strong wifi signal.

I don't see the need for any theories when Mick Jagger admitted to multiple Kennedy slayings in the song "Sympathy For The Devil." Your thin veneer of anonymity won't hold up to federal scrutiny, Mr Jagger!

I suspect that many people he met held that position, but by the time they had the chance to express their opinion they decided it wasn't worth the argument.

"He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'when!' "
- P. G. Wodehouse

Uh, it's called "blevining."

"I started DJing when I was 12"
…as if I needed a SECOND reason to hate him

Clyde is a cautious investor. He took a long position on lettuce futures and is optimistic that the year-on-year growth will be sufficient to cover the stack of $20 bills he ate by accident.

Buttoning up a collared shirt without a tie makes you look like an Amish serial killer.

Nobody backed down and gay sex became the order of the day, so Clinton/Warren swept 50 states.

These reposted comments from The New Yorker are getting out of hand.

YEAH, POUR IT IN ME GRUTS

But why male models?

(sees picture) UNCLE FUCKIN' BULLY

Jessica Pohly, Alia Shawkat, and Stephanie Beatriz were great as Russ-Meyer-esque bankrobbers.

Hey, George Wallace carried five states in 1968, trying to return to segregation and nuke Vietnam. A certain percentage of any population are insane racists.

People I know who think Lazenby is better than Connery generally rank Dalton highly, because they lean towards Bond being a genteel catburglar rather than a streetwise rogue. Both aspects of Bond are represented in the books so it's hard to nail down which is truer to the material.

Aaron Sorkin created a Republican candidate that in almost every way resembled a Democratic candidate.