I feel that we've been Penzeymooged.

This seems like a redneck slurring that at least he's not one 'o them hillbillies.

I DIED IN WW2 TO BRING YOU FREEDOM TO LISTEN TO BILL O'REILLY AND THINK WHATEVER HE SAYS

Jon Stewart's personal Cold War was 2000-2007 (under the Bush administration), and so he's been throwing up Fox News content ever since as red meat to people who are used to seeing him present their own feelings of outrage in a coherent way.
At this point it's kind of sad that he depends on other-worldly content from…

"Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner, because I've won an award."

"OK, new rule: you must be this tall to ride the Polanski kranski."

Headline uses a word everyone understands, article retroactively redefines the word so that the headline makes sense in Bizarro AV Club.

Yeah! Maudlin self-importance! Oversimplification! Gender-swapped roles! FUTURE!

Tried to get my head around Schopenhauer but had to backtrack to Hegel, then Kant, then I jumped around a bit just nailing down the definition of terms and the ideological similarities in thinkers considered part of the same schools. I've drawn a line in the sand at 1700 to prevent further backtracking. I don't care…

Watson's speech at the end of the episode felt tonally wrong, both in how it was written and how it was performed. The rest of the show is scripted in natural, everyday language, so to shoehorn in a front-of-stage soliloquy at this point just feels weird.

Do you see this, Clay? SEE THIS? This is what passes for a dildo in this fucking town! So either piss or get off the goddamn pot

I had pretty low expectations for this, but it turned out to be a pleasant, low-budget hangout movie stylistically positioned somewhere between Conchords and Eagle Vs Shark.

stop what your doing and go do standup right now dude

Until she gets hit by an embiggening ray and, unable to control her Pusher-Downer tendencies, knocks over the entire central business district which was the pride of Chicago. The mayor takes away her key to the city and banishes her to a small town with a two-storey height restriction and a quarry where she spends her…

This is why the AV Club should stick to film, TV, and music. If we know too much about the reviewers, we will realize how people we used to trust can betray us with their brand decisions or slightly dull musings about the difficulties of living alternative lifestyles.

The weak parts of S2 were when they pulled in needless English characters (Lestrade especially, whose snivelling was painfully overplayed). By much the same token, I've heartily disliked Kitty and the jolting unevenness she's given this whole arc, and I look forward to a more Watson-centric season.

Michael Caine-ine.

So that's what we're doing now? Repeating everything Bill Cosby says?

There's Wigs-R-Us, that's on third. You got Put-Your-Head-There. That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Hairpiece… Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the wig complex on third. In the wig district.

Although 'The Farmer In The Dell' shares the same tune, Omar is in fact whistling 'A-Hunting We Will Go'.