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Yeah, it's not that "southerners are stupid".

There is no original. Not anymore.

I always get choked up at the end of The Mission, when all of DeNiro's plans have failed and he finally gets shot. The next few minutes where he watches Jeremy Irons march out of the mission while he slowly dies is fucking beautiful.

Creepiest Character in Dead Man:

Come On! Ya gotta bang the 'tutes!

Kinski's Hump.

Don't judge women by their appreciation of spaghetti westerns, Fred, or it's going to be a long and lonely bachelorhood.

Are 'you' even 'you'? Is Tom Petty?

"The dubbing is ridiculous" goes without saying for this particular genre.

Agreed on Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid and McCabe & Mrs. Miller as great revisionist westerns. Would add The Long Riders, Outlaw Josey Wales, Joe Kidd (w/ Robert Duvall!) and Jeremiah Johnson as great westerns, even if they're not all revisionist.

Looking forward to this one. Enjoyed "Gun" thoroughly, but felt it lacked just a little GTA sandbox awesomeness. Here's hoping RDR covers that.

There's really no reason not to see any of the four…they're all spectacular films in their own way.

The reason for the Temple of Doom hate rests entirely on Kate Capshaw, whose shrill harpy of a character almost ruins what is not a bad film in almost every other aspect.

It doesn't work the other way because that's not the real world. I don't know what reality you people live in but hot chicks date hot dudes until they get out of college, and then a good chunk of the babes start heading for the money. The only thing unrealistic about King of Queens is that he's driving a UPS truck. As

Hate to break it to you, but Fatty Make Funny describes 2/3 to 3/4 of all comedy existing.

I'm in the same boat. Never seen any of his movies, but his standup was good and King of Queens had a lot going for it, too. Lots of decent comedians sell their souls to the pernicious demon of mainstream film. You're next, Patton.

Worth that 20-year-wait, though, wasn't it?

mad is incorrect. Even Legolas in a Ridley Scott movie with swords is entertaining as fuck. Soldier on, Jorge.

Anyone know where in the name of the net I can go to find an exhaustive and overly intense deconstruction of Daria?

Thank your parents, and your mother specifically, for the abundance of oral delight.