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I'm with you, Little Super Guy. Production by Primo. Who gives a shit? The end result is still overly-slick, soulless pop tripe. I'm not putting down pop tripe, mind you, and am not above listening to it…but let's not get fucking carried away here.

Yeah, Milkman, it's those milquetoast comments like "masterfully shitty" which make me want to grind the writer's face on a cheese grater. Fuck you. Like it or don't, but stop acting like some dipshit teenager who can't decide if he's supposed to like what he likes.

Not that this movie will be bad, but does anyone anywhere really care about Green Hornet? I'm honestly asking. If I'm seeing a superhero movie with "green" in the title, there better be some lanterns or arrows in that film.

Ignore douches like wrecksracer and most of the writers on this site…I mean, shitting on Tron whilst confessing anticipation for the next Christina Aguilera album? Thank the fucking gods I don't share your taste in anything.

Wrong, Sherm. Did you not read that severed limbs could be used as weapons? No game with this feature could ever suck. It's an impossibility. Please remove yourself from the internet at once and drink approximately one shit-ton of mead before you return.

Rune, Smilner. My blonde giant in Rune would behead a hundred of your pansy 8-bit pirates.

I like Leo as an actor, but I can't imagine a less Viking choice for a Viking. He makes Banderas look like Andre the Giant.

No, I hope your mercy.

I'm really glad I don't know what either of you guys is fucking talking about.

"Not walking is like so…so hard!"

How about double-verbing? Can I still fuckstart something?

My God, that synopsis makes me want to genocide a few thousand people.

If she falls in the forest with a hatchet to her haystack head, will she make a sound? A question only you can answer, Adolph.

You guys really go for the quick deaths, huh? No agony and torture? No walling them in until they die weeping in a puddle of their own filth? That's where I'm coming from.

Sixth Sense and Unbreakable are the only ones I care for. A masterful director, M. Night is also unfortunately an atrocious writer with a few cool ideas. Even Unbreakable has some bone-headed concepts built in. He doesn't know he's never been sick? He's unbelievably strong, yet has failed to know this for forty-plus

Lexicon, I agree with you that Pet Sounds is a bit of a disappointment after all the hype. Nothing on the album is bad, but there is just such a disparity between the great songs, like "Wouldn't It Be Nice" and "Caroline, No", and the filler. Truly great albums shouldn't have a lot of filler.

I worked for a carpenter one summer and had to do endless drives back and forth between the hardware store and the dump. Radio was busted in his truck, and he had one Quiet Riot cassette. Not the good one, either, but Condition Critical. Fucking hell.

I like that song, but hearing any song repeatedly all day would be like listening to that record in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest they played at medication time.

I've no problem admitting my like for The Eagles, but I prefer the earlier stuff. I love me some Randy "Take It To The Limit" Meisner. My only issue with The Eagles is they were overplayed on popular radio to the point of insanity.

Am I the only person in the world that likes Revolution #9? I despise Yoko Ono, and can't listen to any of her and John's experimental stuff, but this one just clicks for me. It's like walking through some giant, Kubrickian party on acid, experiencing bits and pieces of nonsensical conversations. The music