And now I'm envisioning Trump getting his wand from Ollivander.

Does your state song include the word "darkies" like Kentucky's?

Um, Maryland is definitely south of Mason-Dixon line, but I'm from west of Pennsylvania and let me tell you, Illinois is not the South.

Are you kidding? Pence doesn't have to ask his wife permission for anything. She just has to be present if another woman is nearby.

John Ashcroft approves.

You don't need big hands or a big wand to cast the Avada Kedavra curse.

See, I like that. It's more about the horrors of the war and what it really boiled down to rather than any attempt to lionize Confederate soldiers.

I did not know that. Thanks for sharing that interesting bit of trivia. Now Maryland's gaudy-ass flag makes a ton more sense.

So William Wallace committed an act of pedophilia as a zombie?
It's probably for the best they left that out of the movie.

It took less than 24 hours to nab someone for the statue but we're approaching, what, 96, and nothing on the beating.

The sad thing is, one of the women involved has been charged with a felony and the others are being hunted as we speak.

I'll allow it.

Well stated. Sometimes categorizing the Civil War as "brother vs. brother" was quite literal.

Aegon the Conquerer was right. Melt down the weapons of your enemies and turn it into a monument to your triumph.

Correction: It was about tit.

Unless it says "This is where we held a bunch of fucking traitors" it needs to go.

The Hall of Evil Losers and Haters. Very, Very Bad People.

Oh I know both they and Kentucky were those border, slave-holding union states, but even so, Lee didn't give a shit when he was slaughtering Union soliders at Antietam.

Mike Pence approves.

One thing at a time, man. One thing at a time.