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The Wilford Brimley Explosion
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What I can't wrap my head around is why Union states like Kentucky and Maryland have Confederate monuments. These people killed your soldiers. And especially in Maryland, spilled blood on your soil. The only reason you're erecting these monuments is to intimidate black people. You don't even have the "heritage" excuse.

And before you think of threatening me and my house, let me remind you that my avatar is a picture of Lord Wilford of House Brimley triumphantly out-riding dragonfire, motherfucker.

Alt-wights. I'm using that one. Thanks Cersei, you did something useful for once.

I just read an article about how "let down" the alt-reich was by yesterday's disingenuous statement. Trump knows that and today was his saving throw.

Trump loves Mexican things. Like taco salads.

Firing Comey in all reality may have been the beginning of the end. It's just that sometimes the wheels of justice are slow. I'd rather Mueller have indisputable evidence that even House and Senate Republicans have to act on than have him rush it and half-ass it.

They're gonna riot either way.

I am shocked and terrified by the number of people who think universities are bad for this country. It is just unimaginable, but here we are.

Did you know that the Democrats are the party of slavery? And they never did anything like push Civil Rights and the racist Democrats never protested this and jumped ship to the Republicans who gladly encouraged their racism?

Apparently the space underneath the monument is loaded with random vulgar graffiti.

But the one side may have used vulgar language that provoked the violence from the Nazis, who many are saying are very peaceful people. Also, jobs are amazing! So much better than under Obama. Not even close.

Don't worry, Mueller's not so easily distracted. And I'm sure we'll find out in a few weeks just what dirt he or the FBI dug up on 8/15. (WOOOO!!! LOST REFERENCE!!)

Sugar-coated Nazis. How does that sound, asshole?

Ah, here we go again. People carrying Nazi and Confederate flags, armed to teeth, are just "concerned citizens," while people of color who are angry for legitimate reasons are criminals. Where have I heard this before?

You're not wrong, David, you're just an asshole.

That's what she said!

*Standing ovation*

Okay, I'm rereading the series and am on Azkaban and I'm pretty sure I just read about Hermione holding three wands at once which is some fucked up shit.

Greenland's gonna be a tropical paradise soon enough, so grab up that soon to be waterfront real estate while it's cheap.

Is that in Bergen too? I know Oslo is super expensive, but I didn't think whole country was.