I'll give it my best shot.

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HEY HEY HEY

I just want to let you know I've read every one of your comments in Teddy's voice.

She has a cause?

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

You see that biggest gift over there? It's from me.

Sweet Clam may have inadvertently started all this. Her weekly berating of Amelie led a lot of us to choose to ignore the inanity of the Tolerability Index article by just chatting among ourselves. We should erect a statue in her honor.

Ugh, that sucks.

It wasn't feeling real until now.

Is this a bit?

I'm going to miss you most of all.

I think we should take a moment to pour one out for all the commenters we've lost over the years. (Just in general, not necessarily to death).

I have a Kinja account because I once posted on an article about my high school, so I might hop in here every once and awhile.

Greatest scene in movie history. Pardon me, I need to go find a clip of it on youtube right now.

The thing is he was a genius. He was also pretty narcissistic and certifiably insane and eventually those two things way outweighed the genius.

Thank you. That is my high brow joke for the day.

Oh man, I can't wait till Trump declares war on North Korea and his speech to the nation is exactly the same speech Guile gives to the soldiers, with just a few alterations.

Don't joke about that. If you've seen that picture Xanderpuss likes to post, you know his gas passing has some seriously devastating consequences.

Not really, I read somewhere about him requesting a gold-plated shower or something once when in Russia.