Wooooooo! We're going to Norway! I can't wait to meet Anna and Elsa!

Wait, for real? Did he actually say that? And I'm guessing with more passion than his "condemnation" of white supremacists.

Oh he already walked back his condemnation of racists hours ago by saying the media made him do it and still isn't happy.

He was talking about New Hampshire because according to Trump they're sick and tired of all the Mexicans selling drugs up there. Trump thought this was an appropriate topic to discuss with THE PRESIDENT OF MEXICO.

Hah, that's funny because putz means penis.

I seem to recall once seeing a picture of you dressed as Han Solo, so I'm pretty sure you're wrong about the unattractive part.

Well he told the Mexican president that he won New Hampshire very very easily when he didn't win it at all.

I don't know if we'd escape permanently, but it's #1 on our list of international destinations right now.

The correct answer is Bergen, Norway. It's location on the west coast of Norway keeps it from being too cold, it's surrounded by fjords, and Bryggen Wharf is beautiful.

That is a crime, Shulkie.

And has he denounced the other CEOs who left yet or just the black one?

No, the economy is great, very very great. That's why Trump prefaces absolutely every single thing he says with that.

Just like the "voter fraud" they want to investigate is in states Hillary won and not states like Wisconsin and Michigan where actual irregularities took place.

Wait did I miss the part where Obama lost the popular vote in 2012? I am in a slightly different reality than I was before? Because I remember him winning by more than Bush won against Kerry and Bush called that a "mandate."

They're big on white women only existing for the purpose of producing as many white babies as possible for the good of the "race."

Hey, I'm only two of those things.

And then Nerdlinger's bra bomb worked and you and the president "partied down."

I was 13 for most of '97. It was the year I went from 8th grade to high school. I started watching MTV that summer. '97 might be the pop cultural year that resonates with me the most.

The crazy thing is, it was right there in front of them. Dark Tower was already the centerpiece (both in-universe and out) of the Stephen King Literary Universe. How bad do you have to be to bungle that.

You strike me as a man with very strong opinions on the works of Jim Varney.