You were part of the other half of Titanic's demographic: dates trying to get laid.

Not a Beatles fan, then?

Everyone who watched "Friends" and bought all the Goo Goo Dolls albums packed theaters playing "Titanic."

Nobody's gone broke catering to pre-teen girls and middle-aged mothers.

I look forward to hearing the Tony-nominated song "HEY! HEY! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU…WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET A SPOTLIGHT ON THIS ASSHOLE! KICK HIM OUT!"

She's free now? So, it's cool to quit acting like we like her music?

Close. Shame.

What? Wasn't using two of his songs used most used in other motion pictures not enough? And, can music video directors please try to move past the "sync the volume-raised chorus with the big explosion" technique? That horse was beaten of its last life long ago.

BREAKING NEWS: CHILDREN OF PRIVILEGE STILL OBLIVIOUS AFTER 20 YEARS OF ACCLAIMED MEDIOCRITY

Spoiler: Hank Williams Jr. runs for President.

"IF YAWL WANNA HEAR A BACK AND FORTH WITH DARCY WHILE I REPRESS MY UNENDING DESIRE, GIMME A HELL YEAH!"

I think that became painfully apparent when the presenter kept referring to the author as "Stone Cold."

Coming soon to AMC: Into the Chatlands with Chris Hardwick.

Colin Quinn anxiously checks his phone every ten minutes.

And it would end with, "And they never should have replaced me on 'Diff'rent Strokes!'"

PHRASING!

"Neither does the director’s hydrophobia…"

I look forward to Britain voting to exile its women in an attempt to out-stupid the Brexit vote.

Like how nobody begrudges your sad attempt at trolling?

"Stop cryin' like a bitch…DAWG!" — from Def Jam Vendetta