Dr. Who says THAT?!

Remember when Trainwreck was just as wildly popular as CB4?

That Adam Sandler keeps making money is a strong argument that nothing means anything any more.

Crazy that this hot take has been made, but so few have made the epiphany that a writer who can't keep a show that isn't tied to major motion picture for longer than 2 seasons may not be the great TV genius he's made out to be.

All you need to know about Christianity was taught on 11/9.

So, has anyone introduced the Secret Service to the idea of "going Galt?"

All correspondence will be deferred to Joseph "Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease call me Dr Doom!" Culp.

I'm sure that's in 2020, followed by "…haven't been paying attention."

Like every conservative now, his central message is, "Please disregard everything I've said and done up until just now!"

The preferred way out for Trump and his acolytes would be an homage to the Bud Dwyer press conference.

I had a hard time not treating this like Arrested Development, doing my own Ron Howard voice-overs and saying, "I've made a huge mistake" during several scenes.

I'm sure this will be paired with Emoji Sitcom for the "Why Is Our Industry Dying, Again?" Comedy Hour.

If only all of his other roles were "guy who screams pointlessly at the gym."

Judging by the comments so far defending this movie, it seems everybody who's ever sincerely said "NO HOMO" was available today.

Again, as the end reveals, the entire story is told from a guy who ran off before the final fight happened? Guess he knew Iraq had WMDs, too.

I thought conservatives were mad about making fun of mass shooters.

That you're so quick to dismiss black Sanders supporters demonstrates perfectly just how sincere your concern for minorities is.

The donors and their secret super duper delegates are more important, unfortunately.

Thank you for allowing me the opportunity to re-imagine a Bangles song as "Mortal Monday": "He says in his bedroom voice, 'GET OVER HERE!'"

Not just any liar. She was Keyser Söze!