What are you, some kinda teenage dirtbag?

I've seen Guided by Voices too many times to count, including one of Kevin March's first shows; a show where, the Isolation Drills album not having been released yet, I thought Pollard was singing, "Hey, hey, black girls, I only wanna get you high;" a show where I met Pollard's son and asked him, "Anyone ever tell you…

Perhaps this is the version where Tony Montana is replaced by Razor Ramon.

Try giving a corpse CPR.

Like a murdered intern in a Florida congressman's office?

That sentiment is one W administration getting away with war crimes too late.

When will they install their second liberal?

He doesn't hate Trump. He's pissed Trump didn't give him a cushy cabinet position after all but making him a co-host during 2016.

And after giving Trump free publicity for just one presidential election! What rugged individualism!

Yay, another right-leaning plutocrat the Democratic Party will bend over backwards to win over at the expense of its voter base!

How many drafts of this did you try with the word "cuck" before ruling it out?

Six minutes?! For a championship match?

What's the name of your advertising firm?

Guess it goes without saying how long she's grounded.

NO. Drumpf doesn't get to play the Sicilian dementia defense. If he's unfit for office, he's still fit for prison.

In a second or first world country? Likely. In the oligarchic Confederacy of Ameristan? It remains to be seen.

Is this an attempt to reclaim the edginess that appearing with Katy Perry depleted?

Who doesn't love a high-five in the ancient Roman fashion?

Old wack.
Young wack.
Poor wack.
Rich wack.
Still wack.

He's not imaginary. Sean Hannity has a crawl space under the Oval Office.