They're bringing in thieves, they're bringing in rapists, I'm sure some of them are good people.

She lived off of OJ for longer than Kato Kaelin did.

Remember, they spent 2008 to present day convinced no one would crack their complex code of replacing the n-word with "socialist."

Where's Colion Noir, the black friend the NRA bought a few years ago, to explain why Philando Castile wasn't one of the good gun owners?

To be fair, Loesch's script sounds much more mellifluous in its original German.

You're a Lucky Man to not remember their other hit.

That's not the case with Steal My Sunshine, though. That hook makes that song.

It turns out Aimee Mann's old band was not saying "This is Gary" in their one hit.

Why like Steal My Sunshine when the source of its hook, More More More, is also a one-hit wonder?

Starting the mob boss defense early enough so a jury might believe it.

Americans will read history books in 50 years?!

Show some civility to the people who've plotted and worked tirelessly to kill off millions of non-rich people.

The first proposed title was worse: "Bald Spray-Tanned Racists Who Want to Fuck Their Daughter: Peter Thiel's Fetish."

Oh, lord.

Is it wrong of me to think that last week's one-hour ROH (Chuck Taylor sighting; Kushida beats Scurll) was superior to this three-hour RAW?

Not just other ex-wife, but former drug mule. Now we got a show!

Conservatives certainly like to act like they understand the market/laws/morality until it applies to them.

"From you, alright?! I learned it from watching you!"

Yeah, let's invite the white nationalists to our recreation of the "I'd like to buy the world a Coke" commercial and let bygones be bygones!

So, to whom do I shop my script for a new sitcom starring Nancy Travis as a single mother who begins her first lesbian relationship after fleeing her abusive husband?