True. What sex offender was not at his happiest after the Cosby mistrial?

So, a day whose name ends in the letter "Y?"

Like Moby in the 90s, a front for a market-generated jingle cooperative.

A costume hockey mask, presumably his tribute to Eminem.

How many Spidey movie attempts away are we from seeing a Turn Off the Dark movie?

Can't wait to hear his new rhymes about how hard it is when the Whole Foods is out of artisanal quinoa.

Gods thing most Americans don't read that far into anything. WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!!

Was it, or was the surrounding context of everything else being so shitty, including D.C. Comics movies, that it couldn't not look good?

Knowing most studios, it would be re-written to Flavor of Love: The Movie.

But who played Hammer? Surely, he wasn't left out!

Being as I recently was treated shitty in an interview process, I hope that asshole in human relations in one particular store gets sacked as a result. WHO'S OVERQUALIFIED NOW, GARY, HUH?!

It's shocking this campaign didn't resonate with the under 50 and under $100k a year crowd.

Mike Love, everybody!

But, I Know There's an Answer.

Or, Arthur?

The Beatles didn't have a money-hungry albatross insisting they stick with Twist and Shout every step of the recording. Advantage: Wilson Wilson Wilson & Co.

Smile. Child Is the Father of the Man wins it on that alone.

Surf's Up?

Suck on your machine gun, rapist.

This opens up more time in the show for Julie's and Sharon's segment, "Is He Dead Yet?"