"Sorry, ladies, but some of us still work" would have been a tad harsh, I guess.

Very Bad Things became enjoyable for me when I realized that Christian Slater's character was JD from Heathers. He survived the explosion!

So, refunds?

I thought it was Puerto Rican girls and Jets.

I can remember when we referred to that as "not putting out."

"Wait 'till they get a load of ACTING!"

John Prick

He'll have to go back to moving coke just to make ends meet.

CMT: the FarmersOnly.com of cable TV

Soup is good food. We don't need you any more.

Will they still the air one where Jerrod's negligence results in the apartment building he owns catching fire?

You mean like being callous enough to laugh and celebrate taking millions of poor people's health care?

His base still is butthurt about the outcome of the Crusades.

To keep blacks from being allowed to vote?

The Republicans spent years gerrymandering the base path so that they score a run just by reaching second.

He taught Steely Dan everything he knows!

Andrew WK's music is Bob Seger songs on meth.

It's the real life "Rap: The Musical."

You mean, they didn't just let Harrelson and McConaughey toke up and ramble?

Should've booked Pussy Riot as the musical guest for the same show.