I'm pretty sure most of the primary voters thought they were voting for Leslie Knope when they voted for Clinton.

It will be a sad day when WWE no longer has Chris Jericho to save segments.

Gibson's obsession with watching one Jew get killed really doesn't make it seem like he's learned anything.

They're all the saaaaaaaaaaaaame

The next Fast & Furious film will be as radically different from its predecessor as the next Red Hot Chili Peppers album promises to be.

A sequel to Frozen? Why? Did Disney discover another holiday they'd forgotten to exploit?

Has Schneider blamed "the liberals" for this yet?

I remember when this show was about a community college.

John Cusack as Peter Parker.

It's Weezer. They make nothing but white albums.

So, Matt Sharpe back yet? No?
(turns around, walks away)

You think Mädchen Amick was able to provide the cast with some cautionary tales of not meeting one's "It Girl" potential?

Finally, somebody has come up with a way to pack all the excitement of Branson, MO, in one TV show!

At least after this, she'll finally have her film to justify why she's not paid so much.

I was already trying to look for places to live outside of Kentucky, I may as well look past the US; but, even then, any prospective employer will just think I'm stupid and unqualified for anything not involving a fryer, since I'm from Kentucky.

I live in Kentucky, which will now be run by a Connecticut con man who promised to 1) Defund Obamacare 2) Defund Planned Parenthood and 3) Reveal his tax returns. Guess which two he's actually going to do?

It's moments like this I'm glad the video game industry eclipsed the motion picture industry.

Riiiight, cuz that's how the Fox News reporter is known by her viewers. Now, if Hasbro names a toy The Pretty Black One…

Will we revisit this when the 5 Nights at Freddy's movie is made? It's such a hackneyed, lazy idea, you know a film studio will do it.

And there's a reason we have the common colloquialism, "as honest as an Amazon review."