Damn your pertinence!

Oh, so you think you know him!

"Bad Reputation" by Thin Lizzy, "Bad Reputation" by The dBs, "Bad Reputation" by Joan Jett, or "Bad Reputation" by Freedy Johnston?

How do you think Creeper Lagoon feels, having their song "Wrecking Ball" totally ignored here?

Vaudevillains? Wow, Vince must be delusional, thinking he can get MF Doom in time for WrestleMania.

Heather Graham and Sarah Polley. How did that never happen?

At any given hour of any given day, some O'Charley's somewhere is playing this song.

The Titanic didn't benefit much from its Oscar winning film, either.

Not exactly a high bar, is it? It's like being home schooled and bragging about making the honor roll.

Hey remember what Bill Hicks said about people in marketing? Everybody in this lady's profession should follow suit.

The president, the band, or the president?

Really? Nobody would wish Korn away?

Can we get off this and begin the "Puffy had Pac and Biggie both killed" speculation?

Apparently. We're not talking about her music, are we?

He doesn't look bad, no. His sound, on the other hand…

Did you have to write "All beans, regardless of their nationality, make me fart" on the blackboard a bunch of times?

And who made "Seinfeld" funny.

Uh huh. Like Michael Richards at the Laugh Factory.

Who are four people who've never been in my kitchen?

Why would that make you an accountant?