More likely, Jerry's finally too old to pick up college girls.

And I just realized that I still know how to do the Ed Lover dance, and that it has to be to that 45 Kings loop.

While Dr. Worm is not a real doctor, he is a real worm.

Of course I remember!
Age ain't nuthin' but a numbahhhh…

Insidious 3: The Insidiousest yet!

You know how, like, when your children shriek for you to give them ice cream for breakfast, but you stomp your foot down and say, "No! We are having hot dogs, and that's THAT!"? Just show that same resolve at the movie theaters.

Funny to think that Vicki Lawrence got her acting gig doing what would in any other setting be interpreted as stalking.

Thank you! AMC gave "Breaking Bad" one "fuck," they can't give one to their top show? And that would be a good way to set the tone for the rest of the show's run; let everybody know that there's no going back, there's just Crazy Rick from here on out.

"Wait. If they can still boo you after doing True Detective, why did I even bother?" — Vince Vaughn, Colin Farrell

Sea of Trees, the story of a jilted director whose love for Nick Hornby inspired him to make his own "A Long Way Down" movie.

Thanks a lot for putting that Beck song in my head. "EVERYONE'S OUT TO GET YOU, MOTHERFUCKER EVERYONE'S OUT TO GET YOU MOTHERFUCKER…"

You've died inside. I'm sure there's an I Heart Radio app you can download to play dirges worthy of your interior demise.

John Madden? Who was a pro football coach for less time than he was an Ace Hardware shill?

So, cheating's okay now, because your team benefited from it? Is that what you took over 10 paragraphs trying to say? Talk about inflation!

Well, between reading the other team's signals and not properly inflating the balls, YEAH, they were cheating quite a bit!!! And yet, they still couldn't bring down Eli Manning.

And he plays his guitar in an open "G" tuning, which is like being a QB where the ball is a Nerf ball and looking at you funny will cause a 15 yard penalty against the defense.

But he'll give Kraft one, any way. Probably between spankings.

Man, they likely cheated for that whole season, and they couldn't even finish the job right?

Yeah, Third Man won't stand for any sort of lack of originality. Now, here's a white guy of affluence playing blues!

"Shot-for-shot-remake" is the new "reboot" is the new "prequel," i.e., it's a great distraction when you have absolutely nothing of your own to contribute.