A frown?

He proved in the "Dirty Laundry" short that he can play the part well, which goes against everything Dolph Lundgren did for the role.

fucked Ethan Hawke > fucked Dave Coulier

My two stray observations: a) heel SHIELD return? It's in play now! and b) bring Kevin Owens(Steen) up already!!!!

Nothing says "memorable recording for the ages" like an album-by-major-label-committee. Couldn't they have gotten a focus group to make sure these songs worked?

You Were Wrong to leave a certain song off.

G4 should do CyberPunk'd.

Wait. Who brought BET back? Or, is that part of a bigger prank?

"So, if I add a subject and a predicate…"
"It gets funky!"
"Thanks for helping me ace my English test, strange internal dialogue!"

I guess if my bread were buttered by an unfunny comedienne's romantic dalliance, I'd hold contempt for critics as well.

But, isn't that calling anybody anything, in itself, an honest opinion?

Last night was very fun. This morning, less so. Whose left shoe is this? Does anybody know?

There's a tyranny of cool that exists pretty much just to make those who "get it" feel good about themselves and those who don't feel left out of the zeitgeist.

In the same way that bad parents are essentially villains.

I think it looks like somebody is using words that are too big, and he is in the process of getting lost.

Well, sure. It's the duty of all childless people to tell children when they're being stupid, as there's a good chance their coddling parents never will.

Wait. I think I've heard of this guy. Is this Chewie? This is her sidekick who goes by Chewy, right?

"We have actual stuff to complain about that we’d like to not think about for awhile." Has anybody told Unfunny Handler Sidekick #4 here that he sure knows how to come up with a Radiohead lyric for somebody who hates Radiohead?

Here's an idea. Maybe pop culture could NOT cater to the dumbest of the young? Just once? I know it's easy to take their money and all, but…

And, who better to spread the message of, "Oh, the blacks didn't have it THAT BAD…"