Well, at least he finally got to stick it to those hipsters who made fun of him in high school. Oh, and if you say, "'Shake It Off' means something to me," and you're any older than 11, you deserve all the derision you receive for that.

Always with the bootlegging movies, never about the buttchugging movies.

Like Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip?

Critics say it's the "blurst show ever."

Listen to any Bon Jovi album and find out!

It's like they say at Mitre, "Stitch a soccer ball, and you've made 6 cents. Teach a child to stitch a soccer ball, and you've made 4 cents, but since you're doing instruction rather than actual labor, you get to work an extra 10 hours each day."

Get 5 kids under 4 years of age in a room with 12 Hot Wheels. Give them 2 hours to play. Watch it, and you've saved yourself some money.

It's deliberate. It's supposed to take your eyes from his bald head.

If your English class isn't a home school, I'd think your teacher will be fired within the year.

Statham: British for "Seagal"

If William Regal is in it, I'll watch it ten times, sunshine!

And, they fund opera. So, see? They're not evil!

And, far as the band's concerned, no one's ever gonna stand on their, no one's ever gonna stand on their, no one's ever gonna stand on their principles again.

When do I get to sue my local Fox affiliate for fake-ass commercials during their news broadcasts with stories such as "Idol fever is sweeping America"?

DMB is proof that being in a garage doesn't make you a car, and being surrounded by black people doesn't make you funky.

So, the "country" career tanked, I assume?

Checked to see if Roma Downey is in this Mark Burnett movie, and she's not. She's a producer! Does this go under "Holy Ascension" or "Henpecked by an Angel?"

GRATITUDE
I GOT SOME FUCKIN' GRATITUDE
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU DO FOR ME
I GOT SOME GRATITUDE

I don't understand what they mean, and I could really give a fuck.

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