So, the fate of every non-animated Fox series, then?

*LAUGH TRACK*

Thank, you, whoever put together the Brian Wilson/Paul Simon tour, for letting Brian open and letting me beat traffic.

Max Landis is a walking, talking advertisement to reinstate the estate tax.

Do you think it saddens any of these stars that their god was able to bring life back to a leper, Lazarus, and his own son, but not to their careers?

No mention of Chicago? It's okay, I don't expect an apology. It's hard for you to say you're sorry.

Ancient Chinese secret.

If they don't get the fake genius from Walking Dead to guest-star as Bill Hicks, the producers of this show have no clue.

Of all the dumb parts of this movie — and, this movie had dumb parts like California has Californians — my standout was the end, in which the recruit, whom from the film's beginning we're informed is not thought to be able to cut it, has her elaborately made badge waiting for her as soon as she exits her first test!…

Good. It was just as dumb as the Stallone one. It's failed twice, why give it a third chance to stink up a theater? Here's an idea. Perhaps Judge Dredd was a shitty comic book to begin with.

Only when they were inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide.

I hate this song for its egregious misuse of Bootsy Collins.

SECRET AGENT

So, the son of a famous director's favorite wrestler is the one who married his way into the family of the head of a wrestling company. No larger issue there to examine, no sir!

I can't wait to pick this up with the all the "Atlas Shrugged" movies in one DVD pack at a truck stop for $9.

"Shit show, shit show, shit show!"

The only way to make an auto-tuned theme song more dated is if it were backed by Bobby McFerrin vocals.

You don't eat apples like a 2.

One Big Happy looks like one of those shows that was pitched in the style of the old Bill Hicks bit. "Will there be titty?"

Will there be titty?