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Dr. Nguyen Van Falk
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Wisconsin has some awesome local band names. Killdozer. Bongzilla. Violent Femmes.

Sugar tits
It's the Jews' fault.

Dub Side of the Moon. Is there anything that fits being toasted more perfectly than Pink Floyd to dub sound? It's like what The Pogues are to hard drinking.

Wah! Why is the singer yelling? Those guitars are too loud and distorted.

Politicians, an easy target for sure, should never be allowed to debate or decide anything scientific unless they have expertise in the specific field discussed. Scientists should debate to an impartial judge or something like that, because people who are elected on platforms of "I

Economists are just fiction writers who act like their fiction is demonstable fact. They're like a dillusional Michael Crichton.

Thank you, TomWaits, that's about the 5th time I've read someone saying that global warming is a complicated problem and isn't the end all and be the entire pollution problem.

Badmotorfinger
That whole album end to end is better for a road trip than any mix of songs ever.

That peanut butter imagery was awful. Is the joystick recessed into a viscous fluid? It makes no sense, but hey, he had a word limit and wanted to hit it.

Yes they would.

A fresh brazilian is something to behold though, but that's only for formal occasions.

Go with the curls and fuzzy legs. I doesn't bother me any. I'm more interested in you vagina and you capability to pleasurably use it. Straight or curly hair has nothing to do with that.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia takes place in Pittsburgh

Dillinger Escape Plan is better than "Dillinger" or "Public Enemies"

Wow, he's so brave. And he wore makeup to look LESS attractive! Can you believe that?! Benjamin Franklin isn't fit to shine your shoes. You, mr./ms. actor are a true hero and your contributions to humanity are enormous and enduring. Here's an Oscar, which signifies you have changed the world for the better.

Adrien Brody is a giant pussy.

Get Adrian Brody a sandwich. The dude is build like a prepubescent lanky girl.

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Crap hater
There's nothing funny or hateful about this. It's just a picture of three irritating pictures and nonsense. It's pretty easy to make fun of Jessica Simpson, but you screwed that up. Try again.

So you're saying that only jazz or fusion music has the credentials to play a long song. Rock and punk are too simple to be extended. You're mighty high on yourself. Get bent you loser.