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NERDS
NERDS!

THC, psylocybin and MDMA. You'll be picking up what he's putting down.

I love that album in it's dub and original forms. Pink Floyd is fucking great and people who disagree are wrong.

When did they go from Nashville Thunderpussy to Nashville Pussy?

split7inch: go take your shirt off at a throwdown show you dunderpate. You're not 1993 Phil Anselmo, you're a faceless, anonymous internet commenter so save up your really good insults for the security at your next bury your dead show.

Arsenio, Ozzy and Randy together continue his lifetime pass. The guitar on Diary of a Madman and Mr. Crowley could get you a lifetime pass alone.

That sounds down right scary.

It has crazy drums, crazy guitars and crazy time signatures. Just like every fucking thing Meshuggah does. What needs to be said that hasn't before?

Christian metal is pretty awful generally, but I must admit that I still love As I Lay Dying's Frail Words Collapse. That album is heavy and the drums are beastly (but probably just programmed). I will always defend that album.

[AUSTRALIAN RULES FOOTBALL FART]

This article sucks
This isn't a review of the film. It's supposed to explore the film's cult status and reason why a cult of people adore it so much. Why would an article like that be written by someone who doesn't like and doesn't understand the movie. I liked it, and need to rewatch it because of the points

Meat hook sodomy. That's how you name a song!

How do you plainly expose labia when you have a penis?

I think she just copied Peaches with less profanity and overt sexuality so it can be packaged by major labels and sold as edgy and original when it is neutered and derivative.

Stevie's version of little wing is pretty awesome. I think his blues were a lot better when he bottomed out and kicked coke and booze. Which unfortunately is only one album. The dude was a great guitarist, it's just a lot of his stuff isn't inspired and more of a platform for him to rip through blues scales.

Their. How'd i get that wrong?

I believe that goes to Cannibal Corpse for their song "Meathook Sodomy"

Arsenio, Megadeth isn't that good anymore. However, they're old stuff is just killer. Dave Mustaine is a crazed egomanical pussy now, but there was a time when they were brilliant.

Lone Audience, I respectfully disagree. Bob Dylan has done and never will do any song better than Jimi Hendrix.

No need to clarify, Fidel. We all know that Black Flag is incredible, and if you think Black Flag is incredible, then you must also loathe the Ataris. They're appreciation cannot coexist.