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*addresses golf ball*

I prefer to describe them as "articulate".

I feel bad for John Goodman, who needs 2 hands to use his phone.  I hope they do an episode around how old white guys can't work new technology.

I feel bad for John Goodman, who needs 2 hands to use his phone.  I hope they do an episode around how old white guys can't work new technology.

I'm on a work call right now and they keep talking about doing a dry run for some project.  It's all I can do to keep from reminding them not to blow their wad on the dry run, lest they end up with something of a mess on their hands.

Annyong.

I assume House of Lies won't tail off completely in its third season.  It has nowhere to go.

I think they deserve credit just for not getting to the end of the movie and then having it be "oh wait, remember that asteroid?  Yeah, it's gonna miss us, and now you can live happily ever after kissy kissy huggy huggy."

The recurring Lenny's eye injury jokes never fail to crack me up.

Mandlebaum!  Mandlebaum!  Mandlebaum!

Even worse - it's the Robert California of TV shows.

I'm still sad that they didn't spend the second half of the season slowly killing off characters one by one, only to discover in the finale that Kevin was the Strangler and the whole dumb thing had been an act he used to throw everyone off the trail.

Didn't they already get married?  He left the show a couple of years ago now - that would be a long engagement, especially for someone who left his job and moved across the country.

This sounds like something out of the old Batman series.  Maybe King Tut puts Batman and Robin at the bottom of an hourglass and plans to smother them with sand ("Holy Sahara Desert, Batman!").

Another winner for NBC.  Maybe this is someplace they can use up those leftover contestants from Ready for Love.

I do remember that the producers, when discussing that there would be one more season, said that it would be unmistakably different from the other seasons.  Maybe the way they convinced Segel to stay on was by shipping Marshall and Lily off, thus requiring less of a heavy workload for him.

Miracle!

Writers make us grow!

They should combine this with that old John McEnroe show where they put the contestant in that crazy chair and did shit to him while he tried to answer questions.

If the couple loses, the baby should be put up for adoption.  I'm sick of these reality shows with nothing really at stake.