Or a bad SNL game show parody.  I can see this as something out of the Chris Farley era - he, Sandler, and Spade in diapers, cracking up at how funny this is.

If I had to nominate a Cosby Show musical episode, I'd rather go with "How Do You Get to Carnegie Hall?", where Betty Carter gives Vanessa and her friends a singing lesson on how to sing "Locomotion".  It's funny, but with actual singing and much less overacting very young and very old people.

Even if it is a democracy, in a democracy it don't matter how stupid you are, you still get an equal share.

#sixcoffinsandamovie

I have a friend whose tiny terrier dog goes nuts any time another animal shows up on TV.  Dog, cat, horse, giraffe - doesn't matter.  The dog will just bark and run in circles and generally go apeshit until you change the channel.

The S.D. Bechtel, Jr. Foundation
The Carnegie Corporate of New York
The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation
The William and Flora Hewlett Foundation
The National Endowment for the Arts
The Rockefeller Foundation…
And viewers like you

Yep.  Elliot Reed was like the perfect embodiment of an ideal mate - gorgeous and stacked, neurotic and a little crazy, plus a high-earning doctor.

I can never unsee that now.

Roth is perhaps my favorite American writer (and I say this as a non-Jew who did not grow up in New York).  He gets a pass forever on my list for Goodbye Columbus and American Pastoral, plus the original Zuckerman trilogy.

I always had the same thought about According to Jim, which may well still be on.  I have no idea at this point.

The Good Wife… is a bastard!

See this watch?  This costs more than NBC spent to promote Community all year.

It's 2013.  They're rebooting it as Murder, She Tweeted.

NBC: 2 shows
FOX: 4 shows
CBS: 2 shows
ABC: 1 show
Bravo: 1 showComedy Central: 1 show
Showtime: 1 show

The only game I remember finishing - we played in an intro to accounting class.  Every turn represented half a month on the calendar, and you had to keep track of what you bought/sold, cash in/out, etc.  At the end of 5 years, the game ended, and you had to draw up 5 years worth of financial statements reflecting what…

They've been showing Who's the Boss on the TV Guide channel here for a few months.  That's some gentle comedy.  I had forgotten that they played up the Three's Company style sexual tension between Tony and Angela right from the beginning.

Without Highlights, I'd never have had the training to find my green umbrella when it blew up into that tree.

Go… bitch.

These shows all used to sound bad to me, and then I saw the commercials for Bet on Your Baby.  I assume it will be like cock fighting, but with babies.

Extra Tank!  Coup foure!