That's a ticket to some really excellent tummy time.

I thought they'd go with a joke along the lines of she may have been a human shield, but that's the most he's ever voluntarily touched her.

I had the hardest time placing him.  The voice was so familiar, I paused the episode for about 5 minutes when they were at the trout farm and tried to place it.  I finally matched it in my head with the word "Tribbiani".

He would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that darned MacGyver.

I look at that picture and I feel comforted that Jonathan from BtVS is offering me a sandwich.  This must be from the "Hero" alternate timeline, where Jonathan was really good at making sandwiches (in addition to his other skills).

She occupied the same position on 30 Rock that Andy now occupies on The Office - you don't realize how much they're dragging the show down until they miss a few episodes and the sun starts shining again.

Mandy Moore and Sarah Chalke making out on Scrubs was a fine moment in TV.  They should have built a whole season around it.

"SNAP into some oral.  OH YEAH!"

This is going to be a totally sagacious new show.

It did feel like the perfect "that's what she said" moment.

Once you do TV, you'll never be taken seriously for movie roles again.  He doesn't want to burn that bridge.

Not if you're douching properly.

They could have combined this show with one of those Hoarding: Buried Alive episodes and gotten 3 or 4 more seasons.

On a show that we already know is ending:

Woozle wuzzle?

You mean the deanequin?

It's Puppet Kevin!

This is why there should be a Nobel Prize for internet message board wordplay.

That sounds like something from Tracy Jordan's list of things he saw growing up poor (when he was sitting in the copy shop stairwell).

I blame schools for not making White Noise mandatory reading in high school English.  If we don't start teaching them DeLillo when they're young, they're not going to grow up into adults who keep meaning to read Underworld but never find the time.