It's going to be tough to top puppet Angel.

Meh.  Wake me when Jennifer Lawrence is nominated for "Best Shirtless Performance".

Obviously Andy Dick was the right choice to take over here.  After all, they are twins.

Jessica Williams wins this prize hands down.  Just awful.

I think you would break it out after the hipster-lovin', not before.  Sort of a post-coital conversation piece.

The one with the pedometer.

The highest-rated program on NBC is kind of a tallest midget contest, right?

Do you want me to lie to you now?

Marge tonight - I wish I had a gay family member.

Then he has some thinking to do.

Simplify that to 6014:135, and then you've got something.

That used to be my opinion of the old 90210/Melrose combination.  Yeah, most of the seasons were terrible, but eye candy abounded.

Or maybe Welcome to the Sex Plane.

Awful is right.  You could tell Kristen was going to win when there was still about 25 minute left and they started in with all of the filler material.  How many times in past seasons has Tom, after the fact, said that the judge's table in the finale lasted for hours while they debated each chef's meal?  This seemed…

Preceded immediately by Jess asking where all the men in the bar had gone, that was a great line.

I'm in the minority, but I think I could really like The Taste if the two idiots would stop yelling at each other.  The idea of chefs being given something to eat and having no idea what it is or who made it, I find that interesting.  Sometimes I wish that Top Chef would go the blind tasting route once in a while, but…

America's Test Kitchen is almost always decent.  I've tried half a dozen recipes from that show and never had a bad one.

Between this and the guy slapping the baby on the plane, it was a tough week to be a little black kid.

And since we've got both classic Simpsons and Seth MacFarlane in the same article - is James Woods the only actor to appear on both the Simpsons and Family Guy playing himself?

The Master Knows All (except combination to safe)