You're not - I spent the whole episode trying to figure out what the hell he was supposed to be.  Didn't dawn on me until hours later.

Someone should make a brand of extra sad guy rotgut alcohol, and call it Laid.  Then guys could claim to have "gotten Laid" last night, when all they really did was sit around drinking.

Ah, the dreaded dry run.  Don't worry, it happens to all guys.  It's not a big deal.

I forgot all about that.  I was thinking her last sitcom was Jesse.

Single Guy!  Single Guy!

Sunblock?  That's a 4-dollar bill all day long.

That was the reason he buys storage lockers.  (He said that like 6 times in that episodes - "This is the reason I buy storage lockers.")

Lumping in Woody Allen with Rob Lowe and Roman Polanski is just wrong.

The essence of comedy is timing.

Maybe this is the new NBC business model - 2-episode shows.

He will give you the raspberry.

He can't buy NBC.  Do you think he just has $3 million lying around?

I think you're channeling Jackie Gleason.

I'd watch Girlfriend in a Coma if they retooled it into a gritty drama, where she wakes from the coma only to realize that she was raped while she was out, and the daughter is a product of that rape that her parents refused to abort because of their values.  The guy was never caught, and the daughter wants to figure…

*hoots and hollers*

I look forward to negative ratings: there are more people in an episode of Do No Harm watching TV than there are people in the real world watching Do No Harm on TV.

Given where it sits - with BBT doing a 6.1 and American Idol doing 4.1 - it's pretty amazing.

No spoilers, you say?

Did I fall asleep?  Is it night time already?

I really like Ellie Kemper, but she does not seem substantial enough to hold down a lead role in her own TV show.  Even if it is only on NBC.