That's not her mouth you're blowing into.

Excuse me?

It was, but it was "even though so many people in this office are begging for it", not asking for it.

Spring for some new test tubes at the sperm bank and this wouldn't happen.

This made me laugh hysterically for some reason.  Nicely done.

Ah McGarnagle.  Eases the pain.

I'm picturing the backstage drama when Crush shows up.  Ratings!

It's Dean Wormer reading off the full roster of Delta GPAs (deleted scene).

It's the highest rating since that episode of SVU where the detectives watched American Idol.

It's supposed to be about teaching, so people can feel safe to discuss things honestly and openly.  You obviously can't prevent people in the room from talking to others about what's said there, but there's an implicit code in that any one of them could be up there the next week.

It's funny - I watched this with a friend from India, and she said they pretty spot on nailed the attitudes of Indian men at these things.  The women are there to fawn over the men, not the other way around, and the men know it.

We're that much closer to televised executions.  And probably less than a decade away from The Running Man, featuring an animatronic Richard Dawson.

Only if they could get her peers to participate.  Like Julia Roberts.

I'm always mortified by the stories from former Biggest Loser candidates who say that, before weigh-ins, they would dehydrate themselves to the point where they were basically peeing a bloody paste.

I don't think it's Temptation Island low, but it's down there.

I'd tune in to watch Jennifer Lopez eat a live goat.

This would really be improved if America could vote on the celebrities to participate.

I hope at some point the Ving Rhames character says something like this:

I read that as Germans are the new vampires.

Food Network: Poxed