You think the guy in the $6000 suit is going to make shows that don't live up to your expectations??

Part of me likes to think that they named her Ann just so they could make that joke.

The day they come out, I'm calling them "Afternoon Delight".

Has anyone in this comment thread ever even seen a chicken?

Maybe we'll finally find out what he did with all that birdseed in his dressing room.

Jack's mom was on frequently, and they did the whole plotline with Alan Alda.  How much more of Jack's family did you need to see?  You got the impression from that one episode that they weren't overly close (aside from the closeness that comes from being Irish Catholic).

You mean Johnny Mountain!  Cause that's how he does it.

Some enterprising network would do well to pair BitchHunter with the old Psycho Dad from Married with Children.  Stick them back to back on Saturday nights.

*tugs at collar*

Needs more Sarah Jessica Parker.

My family owned a station wagon with an 8-track player when I was a kid - the glove compartment was full of Liberace 8-tracks.  He was my mother's favorite of all time.

DAMN IT PATRICE!

CBS runs a show making fun of people with Asperger's syndrome, and it gets huge ratings.  Parkinson's is like Asperger's, but with hilarious "dropping the china when the queen of England comes to visit" sight gags.

Chang gets a cell phone?

It's too bad Susan Sontag is dead.  I think an hour a week of her lecturing from her essay "Notes on Camp" might be a big winner.  Less amateurs singing, more roundtable panel discussions!

They're going to run him across the bottom of the screen for all 3 hours of primetime. On your remote, you'll have the option of listening to the NBC show currently airing, or muting the show and hearing Jay do Headlines.

That can't be true.  No one goes to class at LSU.

I think it came toward the end of last season.

Opening I-I-I.

Opening I-I-I.