Anything promising to let me see a lot of Mila Kunis is fine by me.

Anything promising to let me see a lot of Mila Kunis is fine by me.

Maybe some tomato soup will make you feel better.  Ask your phone to find you a place that delivers.

Maybe some tomato soup will make you feel better.  Ask your phone to find you a place that delivers.

That may be my favorite Homer/Marge exchange in 24 seasons, I think because Homer's logic is just impeccable.  After all, Batman *is* a scientist.

That may be my favorite Homer/Marge exchange in 24 seasons, I think because Homer's logic is just impeccable.  After all, Batman *is* a scientist.

The Simpsons can be dark at times.  There was the episode where Bart went to Catholic school, and at one point the priest overseeing the school said something like "Oh man, I must be the worst priest ever…" then amended it with "except, well, you know…".  Followed by ugly silence while everyone stares at their feet.

The Simpsons can be dark at times.  There was the episode where Bart went to Catholic school, and at one point the priest overseeing the school said something like "Oh man, I must be the worst priest ever…" then amended it with "except, well, you know…".  Followed by ugly silence while everyone stares at their feet.

I hated them almost instantly.  Nothing worse than people who think that if your partner hasn't finished the roadblock in the first 30 seconds after getting there, it's because you haven't criticized them sufficiently at the top of your lungs.

I hated them almost instantly.  Nothing worse than people who think that if your partner hasn't finished the roadblock in the first 30 seconds after getting there, it's because you haven't criticized them sufficiently at the top of your lungs.

Wouldn't it be 2 fallopian tubes per frog?  Or maybe they have more ovaries than mammals do?

Wouldn't it be 2 fallopian tubes per frog?  Or maybe they have more ovaries than mammals do?

Time to break out the old "Box Full of Puppies" programming idea.

Time to break out the old "Box Full of Puppies" programming idea.

I watched his portion of this last night - he's terrible.  It's like he has no comic timing at all, just reading from one joke to the next, not altering at all to how the audience reacts.  People say Colin Quinn was the worst, but he's 100 times better than Meyers is.

I watched his portion of this last night - he's terrible.  It's like he has no comic timing at all, just reading from one joke to the next, not altering at all to how the audience reacts.  People say Colin Quinn was the worst, but he's 100 times better than Meyers is.

There's a new daddy in town.  A discipline daddy.

There's a new daddy in town.  A discipline daddy.

I thought she was awful, and then they hired Jessica Williams.
And now I realize that Olivia Munn was Meryl Streep in comparison.

I thought she was awful, and then they hired Jessica Williams.
And now I realize that Olivia Munn was Meryl Streep in comparison.