That would be a totally new paradigm.

That would be a totally new paradigm.

This should be a surprise to absolutely no one.  That this show even got past the pitch stage is a sad indictment of the decision making at NBC.

This should be a surprise to absolutely no one.  That this show even got past the pitch stage is a sad indictment of the decision making at NBC.

CSI: Cut Strings Investigations

CSI: Cut Strings Investigations

I haven't seen anything to suggest that you were wrong to think that.

I haven't seen anything to suggest that you were wrong to think that.

Yeah, but you know the CBS version will just suck.  Somehow, someway, they'll make it suck.  You know, like Andy Dick in the Louie role-level sucking.

Yeah, but you know the CBS version will just suck.  Somehow, someway, they'll make it suck.  You know, like Andy Dick in the Louie role-level sucking.

I heard there were free tacos.

I heard there were free tacos.

I was convinced that Schmidt and/or Winston were setting him up by paying that guy to pretend to be future Nick.  The payoff was not what I expected.

I was convinced that Schmidt and/or Winston were setting him up by paying that guy to pretend to be future Nick.  The payoff was not what I expected.

Young people tune into The Voice so that they don't have to change the channel while they're waiting for Leno to come on.

Young people tune into The Voice so that they don't have to change the channel while they're waiting for Leno to come on.

The 2 Broke Girls haven't seen something that massive since something something penis in my vagina.  Right Earl?

The 2 Broke Girls haven't seen something that massive since something something penis in my vagina.  Right Earl?

How bad do you have to be to get fired from the Lingerie League?  Maybe he pulled apart a girl-on-girl pile that was just about to turn into kissing.

How bad do you have to be to get fired from the Lingerie League?  Maybe he pulled apart a girl-on-girl pile that was just about to turn into kissing.