I'm still trying to figure out the rules to Eschaton.  All I know is that it involves war, tennis balls, and post-modernism.

I'm still trying to figure out the rules to Eschaton.  All I know is that it involves war, tennis balls, and post-modernism.

It would be interesting to see an East Coast/West Coast split on some of this.  I live in CA, and around 8 PM I was glued to the set to see what fresh hell would be conjured up in the MNF game (e.g., pass interference calls on retired players who happened to be at the game, controversial call of "too many grandmas on…

It would be interesting to see an East Coast/West Coast split on some of this.  I live in CA, and around 8 PM I was glued to the set to see what fresh hell would be conjured up in the MNF game (e.g., pass interference calls on retired players who happened to be at the game, controversial call of "too many grandmas on…

Dawson broods about stuff, and we all remember how cute Katie Holmes was before she got Scientized.

Dawson broods about stuff, and we all remember how cute Katie Holmes was before she got Scientized.

200 rape jokes?  What is this, 2 Broke Girls?

200 rape jokes?  What is this, 2 Broke Girls?

I'll admit it - if I could have access to a completely hoarded house that was not full of human and/or animal excrement and urine, it seems like it would be a lot of fun to clean it out.  I wouldn't want to have to deal with the biological waste, but digging through 20 or 30 years of papers, books, clothing,…

I'll admit it - if I could have access to a completely hoarded house that was not full of human and/or animal excrement and urine, it seems like it would be a lot of fun to clean it out.  I wouldn't want to have to deal with the biological waste, but digging through 20 or 30 years of papers, books, clothing,…

My favorite Hoarders are the ones where they clean out the house, only to find that the cumulative weight of all of that crap over years and years has completely destroyed the infrastructure of the house, to the point that it still has to be condemned.  It's as if the crap was the only thing holding the house…

My favorite Hoarders are the ones where they clean out the house, only to find that the cumulative weight of all of that crap over years and years has completely destroyed the infrastructure of the house, to the point that it still has to be condemned.  It's as if the crap was the only thing holding the house…

I always used to think "man, my place is a mess, I should clean it".  Then I started watching Hoarders, and I realized that there's an entirely new universe of mess that I can't even touch.

I always used to think "man, my place is a mess, I should clean it".  Then I started watching Hoarders, and I realized that there's an entirely new universe of mess that I can't even touch.

All I have to say to that is - Two and a Half Men.  What happens when a yuppie type has to move in with his sex-crazed brother, and the two of them raise his wisecracking son?

All I have to say to that is - Two and a Half Men.  What happens when a yuppie type has to move in with his sex-crazed brother, and the two of them raise his wisecracking son?

Wait until they see what it costs to do live-action cutaways.  Finally a place to spend all of those American Idol profits.

Wait until they see what it costs to do live-action cutaways.  Finally a place to spend all of those American Idol profits.

Looks like we just found Chevy Chase's next project.

Looks like we just found Chevy Chase's next project.