Yep, Jennifer Garner in an early role.

Yep, Jennifer Garner in an early role.

You're correct, of course, because I think the idea is that it was supposed to be, in essence, "Basic Dick Wolf", as in the creator of L&O.

You're correct, of course, because I think the idea is that it was supposed to be, in essence, "Basic Dick Wolf", as in the creator of L&O.

"And kids, that's how I met your mother."

"And kids, that's how I met your mother."

NO!  The goggles do nothing!

NO!  The goggles do nothing!

This series had better do away with the NO TOUCHING rule.

This series had better do away with the NO TOUCHING rule.

God, that was an awful movie.  I love that Lifetime shit, but just not a good representative of the oeuvre.

God, that was an awful movie.  I love that Lifetime shit, but just not a good representative of the oeuvre.

Eh, Tracey always had an eye for younger guys.  When I first started watching, she was shacked up with Paul… something, who really loved Jenny Eckert, because the evil Faison had poisoned Paul's kid, and for whatever reason part of his blackmail was that he wanted Paul and Tracey to be together.

Eh, Tracey always had an eye for younger guys.  When I first started watching, she was shacked up with Paul… something, who really loved Jenny Eckert, because the evil Faison had poisoned Paul's kid, and for whatever reason part of his blackmail was that he wanted Paul and Tracey to be together.

That would be every guy who watched that video.

That would be every guy who watched that video.

I started watching GH right around the time he took over as Edward (back when Lila was talking to Edward's portrait hanging over the fireplace, when they all thought he was dead).  He was perfectly good as the curmudgeonly patriarch of the Quartermaine clan (in the same way that Phil Carey was good as the patriarch of…

I started watching GH right around the time he took over as Edward (back when Lila was talking to Edward's portrait hanging over the fireplace, when they all thought he was dead).  He was perfectly good as the curmudgeonly patriarch of the Quartermaine clan (in the same way that Phil Carey was good as the patriarch of…

He could probably get the surviving members of Milli Vanilli for whatever he's got in his office fridge.

He could probably get the surviving members of Milli Vanilli for whatever he's got in his office fridge.