Host - Philip Baker Hall

Host - Philip Baker Hall

I miss the days when the school boards in our Arkansas town got together and pressured the local cable distributor to drop MTV from the lineup.  They were convinced it was going to lead to the downfall of the youth of our town.

I miss the days when the school boards in our Arkansas town got together and pressured the local cable distributor to drop MTV from the lineup.  They were convinced it was going to lead to the downfall of the youth of our town.

Diarrhea cha cha cha!!
Diarrhea cha cha cha!!Diarrhea cha cha cha!!

Diarrhea cha cha cha!!
Diarrhea cha cha cha!!Diarrhea cha cha cha!!

No - GOB ruined the act.

No - GOB ruined the act.

She's really funny.

She's really funny.

Marry me!

Marry me!

Can't they just do a new Bull Durham, where Costner is now a life-long minor league manager who has to help a hotheaded young pitcher (the Bieb) navigate his way to the majors?  It's fresh, it's new, it's Bieberiffic.  Maybe his best friend is a talking pie, who the hell knows.

Can't they just do a new Bull Durham, where Costner is now a life-long minor league manager who has to help a hotheaded young pitcher (the Bieb) navigate his way to the majors?  It's fresh, it's new, it's Bieberiffic.  Maybe his best friend is a talking pie, who the hell knows.

That was my first thought - this crap sounds like that crap.  And no one wanted to see that crap.

That was my first thought - this crap sounds like that crap.  And no one wanted to see that crap.

Sounds like a dinner party at his house.

Sounds like a dinner party at his house.

They may have false eyebrows in them.  That's a kind of drugging.

They may have false eyebrows in them.  That's a kind of drugging.