Silence of the Lambskins?

You're just watching the wrong ones.  There are plenty of Lifetime movies where the setup is some nubile young starlet getting frisky with her man, who she only later learns is a borderline psychopath with an even more evil twin, both of whom are out to get her inheritance by killing her and her retarded brother.…

You're just watching the wrong ones.  There are plenty of Lifetime movies where the setup is some nubile young starlet getting frisky with her man, who she only later learns is a borderline psychopath with an even more evil twin, both of whom are out to get her inheritance by killing her and her retarded brother.…

Is this a show about an FBI agent who catches crooks by distracting them with her cleavage?

Is this a show about an FBI agent who catches crooks by distracting them with her cleavage?

Six minutes and a thumb injury from pressing the remote buttons so violently to change the channel.

Six minutes and a thumb injury from pressing the remote buttons so violently to change the channel.

Careful - use transform once more, and Michael Bay will show up and make a shitty movie out of it.

Careful - use transform once more, and Michael Bay will show up and make a shitty movie out of it.

Right on a pinball machine.

Right on a pinball machine.

It's almost like he's wearing nothing at all.
Nothing at all…
Nothing at all…

It's almost like he's wearing nothing at all.
Nothing at all…
Nothing at all…

At last, a chance to relive that magical 3 months that Mr. Sunshine was on.

At last, a chance to relive that magical 3 months that Mr. Sunshine was on.

She makes me miss Reaper.  Bring back Ray Wise!

She makes me miss Reaper.  Bring back Ray Wise!

Larry Sanders' catch phrase without this guy: "No getting out of your chair and turning the knob!"

Larry Sanders' catch phrase without this guy: "No getting out of your chair and turning the knob!"

The last TV I had without a remote was a little 13" black and white number that I took with me to college.  Can you still buy TVs without remotes?  It's like trying to find someplace to sell you a VCR.