I think it's boobs.  Don't Trust the Boobs in Apartment 23.

That's nice.

I think it was the Army guy and his poor wife, and they used it a few legs back.

Yep - as soon as I saw them building their bunks for the night, you knew no one was going anywhere.

She Cried No is great because [spoiler] they actually have Fred Savage kill Candace Cameron.  It's so unexpected.  Let's take the innocent kid from The Wonder Years, turn him into a date rapist, and have him kill the girl from Full House.

Aren't those normally the people who need to use the services of hookers?  Guys who could otherwise have no problem getting laid, but would prefer to pay for it.

I still think the greatest LOM is Dying to Belong - Hilary Swank, Mark Paul Gosselaar, Sarah Chalke, and Jenna von Oy.  It's just brilliant.

How does one prance around in a shirtless man?  That's like something out of Silence of the Lambs.

To me, this is easily in the top 10, and possibly top 5.  It's probably the best Marge episode of the entire series.

A Delirious reference?  Man, I love that movie.

MENDOZA!!!!!!!!!!!!

So true.  Trapped in a useless body with a fully functioning mind seems to me to be a special kind of hell.  I fully understand those with ALS who plot their suicides for the first moment when they realize they've lost control and will never get it back.

Damn this show can be emotionally crushing.  Bless them for throwing that in the middle of so much inspired lunacy.

Judging by my channel guide, always.  It's always.

I think the kids would be the big winners in that scenario.

You told sweatback?

Are they ordering office supplies?

Is this the year that they dig up the corpse of Keyboard Cat and present it with an honorary lifetime Webby?

It won't happen, but I'd love to see them drop everyone but Cheadle and Bell and just start over.  I got half-excited at the idea that the two of them might go off to the boutique firm that was being discussed and leave the rest of this train wreck of a bunch behind.

Of all the great lines in this episode, my friends and I get the most use out of this one.  For years, every time something looked like it might go wrong, you'd hear someone muttering under his breath "don't be the boy, don't be the boy"…