Great honk!

Watch it now before it's gone…

"Ya know, looksh to me like the perp was eatin' a typical supper of saasages and braats, and he choked on a park chaap.  Dere's your murder weapon right dere."

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

 I hated the Quagmire as ShirtPants cutaway due to it’s similarity to the “Stewie Said That” gag from earlier in the season.

I think they were saying Moooo-urns.

Stop brandishing me!

Yeah, the whole Scranton/Florida thing doesn't make much sense.  At least when they were Dunder-Mifflin, HQ was a relatively short drive away in New York and it was relatively believable that a Jan or a David would drive out to visit the branch (as I'm sure they did for the other branches in the Northeast).

Hey - some of my best friends are leprechauns.

Is that a Larry Miller reference?  If so, I like it.

I prefer Leperchaun, about a midget with a terminal skin disease who finds love with a beautiful physician.

Is a "leprechaun expert" a normal-sized person who knows a lot about leprechauns, or a leprechaun who knows a lot about a particular topic?

Actually, there was a scene earlier in the movie where they showed the animals in the zoo getting all wonky (because animals can sense impending weather-related doom, you know?).  Then, in a later scene, it was shown that the wolves had broken out of their pen (and were thus free to roam the city, apparently).

Oh man, I love The Core.  It *is* the gold standard for ridiculous natural disaster movies of the early 2000s.

Watching them outrun the cold is hilarious (particularly the scene in the library, where you can actually see the cold icing up the walls as it chases them).  And there have never been less convincing CGI wolves.

Yeah, I do wonder why they were spared the axe that fell on AMC and OLTL.  Though it makes me sad that there will be generations of kids who don't remember that these beasts called 'soap operas' existed.  OLTL was always a little less popular, but still excellent (though I'm biased, having come on board right at the…

I thought this was going to be about Florida Stanley, and I was picturing him hacking through the Everglades with his hat and new attitude.

Is he still with Brenda?  I haven't watched it in about 15 years - I remember when Sonny came on as the creepy strip club owner trying to get Karen to strip.  Then next thing you knew he was a major mob boss and Karen was exiled to Port Charles.

Yep - I use that one a lot (even though I don't even know where there is an Arby's around here).

Screw that.  Replace him with Rooney Mara, and she can go all Dragon Tattoo on some audience members.