More likely, if Rob were on NBC, it would be doing the 1.2-1.3 ratings (and if the NBC stuff were on CBS, it would be in the high 2s).

They're just waiting for everyone in their key demographic to die off, and then they can cancel it organically.

Tell me you wouldn't watch the hell out of a Community/Big Brother mashup.  Put the 9 Community principles in a house for 3 months, stuff it with cameras, and make live footage available on the Web 24/7.

I think her look seems in keeping with the movie (you wouldn't see some big-haired blonde running around playing the Hunger Games).

Can't you hear me yell-a?
You're puttin' me through hell-a!

I lived in a town where that new comedy channel wasn't available as part of the cable package.  I wasn't exposed to South Park until I was home from law school visiting my sister at Christmas.  That was 1997.

That's too straightforward for FOX.

Haven't you heard?  All of the yung and beautiful woman hang out on the Internet rather than going to clubs or bars.  Why, I had sex with 4 yung and beautiful woman just the other day at this Nigerian prince's house.

No, no, not in front of the cloves.

The only people I know who like The Break-Up are ones who went through awful breakups.  Apparently it's pretty spot on in how people treat each other when things get bad (minus the whole Vince Vaughn having an epiphany of reawakening).

What about "Meow meow meow"?

I can't believe I remember watching that.

Also Jesus.

Stupid Flanders.

Don't you mean "Heil Flintler"?

This was an awesome show that, if it came along today, would either die a horrible ratings death on network TV or be a critical darling on something like AMC.

There's the real Lost finale right there - pull out on Jack dying, pull out, pull out, and it's revealed that the Island is just one of the colorful no-slip adhesives on Tommy's bathtub floor.

I think they did, but for liability reasons they had to call it "On Golden Showers".

This is funny spam, in that it's trying to make a good thing sound like a bad thing.  "Oh no, our children are organized and competitive.  Now we'll never catch up with the Japanese."

I hope that, for season 2, Smash does Hulk: The Musical.