oh. heh.

Your realtor sells underwear?

heh. "rubs off"

Redacted because Incitatus beat me to it by two hours, below. Dang.

Oh! Also, this spot-on Terry Jones impression from Dark Passengerside Airbag in the Monty Python Gateway To Geekery from March 25, 2010:

This exchange from December 20, 2010 article on Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn:

Klaatu - "Silly Boys"
The Cure - "Friday I'm In Love"
Doobie Brothers - "South City Midnight Lady"
The Corries - "Wild Mountain Thyme"
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - "Even The Losers"

Well, MVAE could do what Dan's expert this week recommends, or she could arrange to do what this couple did recently in a local suburban apartment building. What's less expensive—a professional escort, or a misdemeanor fine? http://www.cudahynow.com/ne…

Side note, @Sokudoingyou—It takes one day for a piece of "snail mail" to get from Cedarburg to Madison. More than 98% of the time. Honest.

Yes they do—the Age Group Nationals were here in August and will be back next year: http://www.usatriathlon.org…

I'm disappointed to read this.
I don't know what you're talking about exactly, but the entire thing is explained in the original post. This last one that you responded to was the final chapter from me in that string: thanking Smacky for doing—I thought—a hell of a great job answering questions yesterday. Nothing…

DEAR SAVAGE FROG,

Yaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!

"Shagging for my country"
oh man, that's great.

Damn; that's the last time I let you borrow my videotapes, Sean Jungian!

Nah; I'm out of kleenex….

One of my prized possessions is a VHS copy of Gerard Damiano's "The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue," a 1980 porn film in which they actually tried to stick to a plot and a script and everything. (Hey, there's even a bit of it on youtube!):
http://www.youtube.com/watc…
Smacky might like it—one of the satisfiers is a…

Baby powder is actually useful if you bowl in a league—it helps cut down on painful friction between the ball and your thumb, which happens from time to time. Honest.

ding ding ding ding ding! winner!

Did you like Donal Logue in the second season of "Copper?" Man, he was good.